Monday, April 26, 2004

Goodbye Estee Lauder 3/25/04

Good Day,

Well our first "C-list" celebrity death in a while. Honestly I didn't even know if Estee Lauder was a real person. As a legal disclaimer here I am in now way positive that the Estee Lauder comapny has ever tested their products on animals. I just rember back in the good college days and PETA having posters showing eyeliner tested on rabbits, my question is why can't a rabbit be a sexy bitch and wear a little eyeliner every once in a while? Admittedly this isn't one of my best efforts for a couple of reasons 1) It's Estee Lauder 2) It's Estee Lauder

Goodbye Estee Lauder
Though you were already dead
You sold that expensive makeup
To women with big hair on their heads
You started in the kitchen
Whipping up make as you will
Queen of the giveaways
Rich ladies love the thrill

And it seemed to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing when to test
Eyeliner on that rabbit again
And I would have liked to know you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Eyeliner off the rabbit ever did


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