Monday, May 16, 2005

GNR Realty

A passing remark by my brother this weekend about this http://www.gnrrealty.com/ and him not knowing that Guns and Roses was in realty now led me to riff part of this version of Welcome to the Jungle in the car after he said it, here's the finished product, and yes I already know I'm stupid:


Welcome to the jungle
We got homes for sale
We got everything you want
Sales and mortgage is the game
We are the people that will find
Whatever your family needs
If you’ve got no money honey
Can get a mortgage through me

In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Give me my commission please please
I wanna watch you succeed

Welcome to the jungle
We list homes day to day
If you want a townhome
There’s a price to pay
You’re a very picky girl
Don’t like any homes you see
You can buy this or that one
As long as you buy it through me
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Inspections aren’t for for for free
I’ll sell you a dream

Welcome to the jungle
This home has every thing you need
3 bedrooms and two bathrooms
One master bath to play
If you got a hunger for what you see
You’ll buy it eventually
You can have any home you want
But you better just buy form me


In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Give me my commission please please
I wanna watch you succeed

And after you buy you never
Ever want buyer remorse to bring you down, down, down

You know where you are
You're in the jungle baby
You're gonna buy
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Let me make my commission please please please
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my listings
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Let me make my commission please please please
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
You’re pre approved for your mortgage now!
Ha!

4 Comments:

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12:12 AM  
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1:48 AM  
Anonymous Jay Klosinski, Realtor said...

Hiya Kev,

I found your blog about GNR and GNR... What a scream! Nice job. As an actual realtor for the actual GNR realty, I just wanted you to know how much I enjoyed it. The only problem is Axl.... He comes in all drunk to the office and knocks stuff over. Slash takes all the coffee and uses WAY too much cream. The other goofs never show....

If you ever need some help in finding or selling, I'm your guy! :)

Jay Klosinski

6:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my....Love it! That'll be in my head for days now.

12:23 PM  

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