Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Whore Force

Don' t ask I'm posting it here for longevity. Its about a group of chicks I work with and they have their own click so I had to write a song when it becomes a cartoon:

Who can set their gender back from this time a place?
Also going get skin cancer on their arms and face?
Not your average women you knew that of course.
Look out here they come……Whore Force!

They are swingiiiing into town
Whore mongering men can be found
Looking for their kicks
With theses skanky little chicks
A force you can’t deny
Any thing they sure have tried
Whore Force!!!

Married with a kid should be a lifetime gig
Except with they come rollin’ in big
So give your pride the boot
They will make you shoot
Lose you self respect
Just say what the heck it’s the…the…the…Whore Force!

They are swingiiiing into town
Whore mongering men can be found
Looking for their kicks
With theses skanky little chicks
A force you can’t deny
Any thing they sure have tried
Whore Force!!!

Think they are too good for you
Once wore Robofoot for a shoe
Don’t tell her she’s not all that
She’ll probably die alone with her cats
She may look down on you
She’ll let you shoot your goo

Take a look around
Where ever they are found
Don’t make a bad choice
Just call…call…call… Whore Force!

Monday, August 08, 2005

Peter Jennings, 67 ABC News Anchor

Former ABC World News Tonight anchor Peter Jennigs has gotten an anchor gig in the sky. Honestly a news anchor isn't the easiest person to write a CITW remix for because generally they are pretty clean cut folks. I never really watched Jennings so most of this stuff is directly from his bio posted all over. The parents watched Rather when I was younger and I watched Brokaw until he hung up his anchor shoes earlier this year.

Goodbye Peter Jennings
National news stories knew you well
You had the nice suit and hair
Your audience would surely tell
Your crawled out of Canada
No high school diploma in your hand
Became and ABC icon
Covering bad stories all again

And it seemed to me that you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing when to say
"And this story just came in"
And I would have liked to know you
But I watched Rather as a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your great delivery ever did